Every day when we did the show, we began with what was called the pre-show bit.  It was originally used as a means of killing time while everybody finished their lunches, but after a while it became routine.  What was integrated into C. P. was a 5-10 minute segment before the actual show began in which Matt read a "bottom ten list," performed a song he had written, or occasionally something different such as the Commercial Parodies commandments or the "C.P.'s-burg Address."  This page contains some of the bits that were used, and will undoubtedly contain more in the future.  Enjoy.


Bottom Ten Lists
The Commercial Parodies Commandments
Stuff That Kinda Rhymes
The Application for C.P.
Obituaries For Us


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