Every day when
we did the show, we began with what was called the pre-show bit.
It was originally used as a means of killing time while everybody finished
their lunches, but after a while it became routine. What was integrated
into C. P. was a 5-10 minute segment before the actual show began in which
Matt read a "bottom ten list," performed a song he had written, or occasionally
something different such as the Commercial Parodies commandments or the
"C.P.'s-burg Address." This page contains some of the bits that were
used, and will undoubtedly contain more in the future. Enjoy.