As members of the human race that lives on Earth, you deal with problems and issues every day. Sometimes, these problems seem unsolvable and you don't know where to turn. Well, gentle souls... turn here. It's the C.P. On-Line Mailbag and Advice-Type Column. Who better to help you out than sad, desperate people who know nothing of "social skills"! Drop us a line with questions, comments, queries, or anything else you feel like telling us. We sure want to help you, but more importantly, we want mail that does not have "fwd:" "financial security" or "(edited for profanity)" in the subject line. So write us today, tomorrow and yesterday!
HAVE A SUPER C.P. DAY.

E-mail CPPres or E-mail Happy Rabbit or Gelvin

Not sure what to write?  Well, look here for some classic examples from the depths of the C. P. Mailbag archive.

Or click here to see some actual letters that we've gotten from you, the fans.

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