At last! After eight years, you can finally purchase Official Commercial Parodies Merchandise. At first, we were going to sell illegal narcotics and CD's, but after a heated confrontation with local law enforcement, we have decided to sell only the CD. Keep checking this page, because in the coming months, more Official C.P. Merchandise is headed your way. It's our way of saying "Thanks!" but mostly it's our way of saying "We are quite poor. To line our pockets with your money would be nice." Enjoy!
"Commercial Parodies Presents..."
Compact Disc

Produced by
Founder Matt and Founder Pat
 Featuring:

1. Interview With The Producers
2. The Commercial Parodies Theme Song
3. The Drunkard Meets The Therapist
4. 80 Years of Pappy McGee
5. Little Kidboy: Meeting Mr. Dave
6. Little Kidboy: In The Bank
7. Little Kidboy: Bus Ride
8. Little Kidboy: Mr. Dave's Past
9. Little Kidboy: Telephone Trouble
10. Little Kidboy: Epilogue
11. The Drunkard Meets His Girlfriend's Parents
12. Commercial Parodies: The Motion Picture - Preview
13. State of the Company Address
14. King Fredrick The First - A Radio Play
15. The Drunkard Runs For Governor
16. 80 Years of Pappy McGee - Reprise
17. Wild Game Hunter Guys

Here it is... the very first Commercial Parodies CD! Featuring 17 tracks of what we seem think is "comedy", Commercial Parodies Presents... is now available for you, the person that you are. Order one for you, one for your best friend, and several for your neighbors... then order one more. C.P. on CD does a body good!*
* Commercial Parodies and Matt Records Co. are not liable if our CD does not actually "do your body good"
 

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