Hi.  My name is Hazel.  And I am an orange cat.  People really seem to like me.  I have been called "soft," "furry," "beautiful," "orange," and "a cat."  All of these are correct.  But they left out "cuddly," "adorable," and "a cat."  And for that, I curse you all.  HISS.  HISS.

The Purpose of This Page:
You need a purpose?  Have you LOOKED at me?  I AM ORANGE.  But for some people that's not good enough.  So here's what this page is for: It's here to keep you, the inferior human, informed of my continuing adventures.  I'm always doing neat stuff.  Why, just this afternoon I slept for twenty three hours straight.  And there's a lot more where that came from. (Hazel sleeps)

A New Message from Hazel:
(3-24-01)  Yes.  I know there haven't been any updates in three months.  I've been really busy.  Do you have any idea how stressful it is to be an orange cat, even without the stress of having to update a website on a regular basis?  I didn't think you did.  Anyway, I finally got an update and it's the movie posters for the two films I just finished.  These things are sure to win Oscars, but I don't do it for the awards.  I do it because they pay me in shrimp.

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A Day in the Life of Hazel - Showdown in YucaipaTown - Cross Country CAT-astrophe
The Hazel-Man Theme Song - Hazel's Supreme Gallery of Orangitude
Big Screen Hazel - Hazel: The Bio - Orangitude Archive - HazelLinks - Main Hazel Page

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