Hi. My name is Hazel. And I am an orange cat. People really seem to like me. I have been called "soft," "furry," "beautiful," "orange," and "a cat." All of these are correct. But they left out "cuddly," "adorable," and "a cat." And for that, I curse you all. HISS. HISS.
The Purpose
of This Page:
You need a
purpose? Have you LOOKED at me? I AM ORANGE. But for
some people that's not good enough. So here's what this page is for:
It's here to keep you, the inferior human, informed of my continuing adventures.
I'm always doing neat stuff. Why, just this afternoon I slept for
twenty three hours straight. And there's a lot more where that came
from. (Hazel sleeps)
A New Message
from Hazel:
(3-24-01)
Yes. I know there haven't been any updates in three months.
I've been really busy. Do you have any idea how stressful it is to
be an orange cat, even without the stress of having to update a website
on a regular basis? I didn't think you did. Anyway, I finally
got an update and it's the movie posters for the two films I just finished.
These things are sure to win Oscars, but I don't do it for the awards.
I do it because they pay me in shrimp.
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