Super Bass
Contrary to what you may be thinking, this parody was not about fish (waits for laughter... hears none... moves on). A few years back, one of the big stereo manufacturers came out with a line of products that had some sort of patented bass increasing sound system speaker thingie called MegaBass. We determined that in the never ending competition to create the deepest, rumbliest sound that would blow people away the fastest, it would be best to skip all the middle points and just go to the finished product: Super Bass.
Super Bass was the product of long hours of research that successfully led to what we all affectionately refer to as pure, horrifically violent pain. This is bass so powerful that it makes the ground shake, induces seizures, and only causes one percent of customers to lose hearing in both ears. The other ninety-nine percent will typically lose their actual ears. THAT is bass that you can write home about. Or at least you could if you still had control of your basic motor skills. Suck on that, MegaBass.
Eventually, the minds behind Super Bass decided to branch out and create other products, and thus was born Super Vision. Super Vision was created to reach the TV watchers in our society and stemmed out of an idea that even if you don't like painful amounts of bass in your music, you still have the constitutional right to suffer just like everyone else. Music lovers and TV lovers were known to unite and sing in unison, "God bless America." Or at least they might have if their vocal chords hadn't been ruptured.
But there were still a few people out there who felt they didn't have time to listen to music or watch TV. The most entertainment they get is to take in an occasional movie with a group of friends. This is where our plucky heroes stepped up to bat once more, introducing the climactic product of their entire careers. That's right, I'm talking about a perfect melding of Super Bass and Super Vision: The Super IMAX Experience. On a screen a mile high and speakers so powerful they could only be created with the finest of alien technologies, full theaters of people were able to get together and let their bodies become entirely numb. It was a truly beautiful thing. And the last beautiful thing they ever felt before their nerves died and their skin vaporized.
